lotta shit happened this year I gotta say.
I wanna make a list of like special shit that happened, everyone can post I if they wanna add. I'll start it off.
1. JASCHA GOT EXPELLED
supposedly Gen visited today!!! yes!!!...NOT
when we all played with...
-those weird gooey things that ms. b banned from the middle school
when we all watched...
-nickelodeon or however you spell it
when we all played...i dont think your ready for this flashback!!!
i just wanted to say that
Okay, this is going off of the in the futre of the class of 2007!!!
you have to answer with someones name from our class
Who will be president?
Who will you be married to?
Who will be running a sweatshop outside of Mongolia?
Who will be the closet-case lesbian?
Who will be te flamboyant gay who hosts MTV reality series?
Who do you think will make the most money?
Who do you think will make the least money?
Who will have been killed by their classmates?
Who will have been imprisioned for robbing a supermarket?
Who will be working for Martha Stewart?
sorry, that was a strange questionaire, but oh well!!! HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!
Max Guy- After Graduating from RISD with a degree in Architecture, Max decides to leave this feild for a career in the Black Market, making over 2 billion dollars in revenue on stolen computer supplies. After finally being diagnosed with schizophrenia, Max takes his medicine, and devotes the rest of his life to apologizing to all those he did wrong. He was arrested after graffitying every billboard in the United States with the phrase "HARPOON" Except the ones with Anti-Drug Ads. He got off with house arrest for 1 month after tipping the judge, and now resides in the Caribbean with his beautiful wife Bailey Georges.
Jon Berne- Changes the face of psychology after lying his way into a PhD. Writes New York Times bestsellers How To Be Successful In Life Without Listening To Your Mom" and How To Tell A Lie
Mari Amini- After graduating from Harvard with every degree known to man, Mari is still denied any work because of her attitude. She now runs her own horse ranch in upstate New York.
Will Horton- During his inaugural adress after the election of 2020, Will Horton (finally) gets shot. Witnesses recall seeing a buxom black woman with glasses and afro puffs running from the seen of the crime, laughing in sadistic pleasure.
Samson Hertz- After 20 years of martial arts training and several self torture excercises, Samson Hertz still gets his ass whooped by George.
George Ardila- Seeks mental training in the Himalayas with Tibetan monks. He later returns, kicks everyone's ass, and becomes the next Bruce Lee with his undefeatable move, "Hand of a Thousand Titties." George recieves multiple awards in physical health and wins every Olympic gold medal out there.
Anna Robinson- Dies of crack binge at age 20
Emma Karasz- Shocked by the sudden death of her best friend, Emma switches gears, graduates from Berkely College with every medical degree out there, and twenty years later concocts the perfect serum to resurrect her fallen friend. And yes Carolyn, she still goes out with Arnav.
Rebecca Morhaim- Gets married to her long time lover Alex Boland, and spends the rest of her life being chased by confused White Stripes fans.
Adam Weinstein- Hosts a show on the WB which replaces Jerry Springer as the reigning #1 daytime television program; the show tragically ends after a member of the audience couldn't stand his talking and shoots him in foot. He now live with his mom, and coaches a youth's baseball team.
Arnav- Never even went to Packer, but comes to the reunions anyway.
Robert Toan- His computer skills are put to the test as the new head of maintenance at Packer tech support, where he can spend the rest of his days eating pretzels, playing Halo 3 and badgering little kids.
I guess more to come later...
Laura Newman- After a very successful career in her high school AP Bio class, Laura Newman recieves a scholarship to Yale, after losing her trust fund (when her parents felt that she needed a little "reality check"). After graduating from Yale college, Laura recieves a PhD in pharmacuticals and finds the cure for Cancer, HIV, Diabetes, and several STDs. She lives the rest of her days in her Brooklyn home with her husband, Nicholas Ruggia; her two kids Claudia and John, were both sent to boarding school, John for custody of marijuana and the complete Swiffer Girl collection, and Claudia for several rumors circulating the school of her various sexual endeavors.
meh, I hope no one beat me to the punchline...